One Very Old, Very Cool Song Representing the Best in Authentic Materials for EFL ESL Students

As ESL/EFL Teachers, if we chose our "Authentic Materials" very carefully, there would be no need for ESL "methods", and not even for Real English which attempts to create accessible spontaneous, genuine content, which is nevertheless controlled, i.e. useable, accessible.
Here's one extraordinary example of genuine content which seems as if it were made for learning/teaching English: a song from 1946, the year of my birth. It's a gem for Verb Answer Tags and Comparatives. It doesn't get better than this.

It's as if Ethel Merman and Ray Middleton were singing a song for students who were beginning to study the nature of question and answer tags related to the modal verb used in the song, and the grammar of comparative adjectives and adverbs.

The song is from The Broadway Musical Annie Get Your Gun. The original was performed by Annie Oakley and Frank Butler and was composed by one of the greatest Broadway songsters, Irving Berlin.



Click on the play button above to listen. It started playing right away for me in Internet Explorer; Firefox and Chrome require Quicktime.

Irving Berlin's heirs are generous people who support non-profit educational uses of their copyrighted materials, so I COULD do a complete interactive lesson on the Real English site for this tune, working alone as usual. But I'd like to work with someone else for a change. Is anyone interested? If you are inspired by this piece, why not share ideas for its "exploitation", and share the result on our respective sites?


Lyrics begin after "...spittin' ":

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.

Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!